Roses – I Am Crushing Your Ridiculous Gift

What should I do with this weed?! You are crazy! To give me roses is shameful! You most likely thought it was a good idea to buy me roses. Did you think that you could impress me with them? Hardly! For me only your money counts. I cannot buy anything with this undergrowth! I want to see you suffer, because I know exactly how significant it was for you to buy me these roses. You will pay me a tribute for every rose so we both get something out of it. Then I drop each rose on the ground and step on it. I process the worthless greenery into finely chopped salad! Do you hear how it cracks under my boots when I step very leisurely on the rose head? That should be your head so that you wont think of such crazy poo in the future! I dont want any roses! I want your money! Your roses are worth nothing to me and therefore I cruelly destroy them all under my boots.