Lindseys Spittoon

I know that you covet my slobber. You would ask for it by the bottle in restaurants if you could. You so badly wish that I would use you as my spittoon. Any time I needed to slobber, your face or mouth will be available. If you want to be my full time spittoon you need to be trained. No drop can be missed. If it falls on the floor you suck it up like a vacuum. If it gets in your eye you blink until it soaks in. Think you can treat this high pressure job of being my spittoon? Lets begin your training.